Life with Rudy

this priest went to seminary

while he's there, he committs a sin that he soons regrets

time goes on, and this sin keeps coming back to him

graduates from seminary, goes to his first church

pastors the church, but this sin keeps coming back to him

it's eating him away inside, and he's starting to hate himself for it

so one day he's talkin to this woman in his church

the woman says to him "you know, pastor, Jesus comes and talks to me every night"

the pastor says "really?"

chum says "yes, every single night he comes to my room and i talk with him"

the pastor says "I don't believe you... there's no way Jesus actually comes to your room every night"

she said "yes he does, i see him every night... i see his scars, his white robe... everything"

pastor says "you're crazy, woman... and i'll prove it"

woman says "how?"

pastor says "tonight, when Jesus comes to you, ask him what the sin was that i committed in seminary that still haunts me to this day... then tomorrow come back and tell me, and i'll believe you if you're right"

so the woman goes on... next day she comes to the pastor's office and goes in

"Pastor, pastor, He came, He Came!... i saw his scars, i saw his robe, it was amazing!"

pastor says "did you ask him the question?"

woman says "yes, i asked Jes what the sin was that still haunts my pastor to this day"

pastor says "and what did Jesus say?"

woman says "He said..... He can't remember...."